A Very Long Time Has Gone by Since the Last Bros Post Because…


..things have been changing for the Stamas Bros, as is the case with everyone on this planet. Many humans on Earth are finding that life as they know it has gotten a wee bit more serious.

And the Bros, at least Stamas Bro Homer, have been chuckling less as well. Stamas Bro Homer has become interested in developing a methodology that could make it easier to create things.

Please note that in actuality “Solve Aim” does not exist yet. Nor might it ever. At this stage it is just an idea. Plus, the upcoming material below, is more about the protentional benefits “Solve Aim” might have, if it were to be created.

Sometimes, there are those of us, who panic over the cloud full of rain, with of course lightning and thunder. And because we are in this state of being drenched and freezing, we cannot Solve Aim, let alone get out of bed having sobbed throughout the night.

But this desire haunts you day and night. At work, the gym, eating out, night life you may muse on this thing you just cannot seem to get. You say to yourself: if only you just had the right plan or even just a high-end network of friends to help you.

Steps to Create the Things You Need, Want & Desire

Something Unexpected in a Deranged World

A ray of sunshine in your haunted house? The Stamas Bros will launch it in just a moment. But continuing to read this could be unnerving. Why? Because it takes a look at the possibility of uncovering steps to create your best life. First ask yourself “Am I afraid of success, or is success afraid of me?” Warning. You are about to read a woeful tale. One of disappointment and fear. Sounds like someone you know? Or even you?

Are You Fighting the “L” Word Even Now?

Being an entrepreneur can be agony. It does not matter if you are just emerging or have been doing it for years, you are always just a heartbeat away from catastrophe and crisis. While you consciously say you are seeking steps to create a wonderous manifestation of success, but then your subconscious mind nags at you, reminding you that you are a loser. How did you forget it was YOUR “L ” word?!

Outcome is Everything

So, when a failure does happen, it is because you are feeling like the hack that you are, frantically trying to put off something disastrous from occurring with your next campaign? Is it really so hard to achieve your goal of having steps to create a result?

Reinvention for Dummies

Apparently, it is, because your most recent sales and marketing disaster, after you ran to find somewhere to sulk, turned into a deadly game of not looking directly at that stranger lurking in the shadows. The stranger turns out to be a menacing beast, with its eyes on you, ready to pump you full of stress and worry. Caution, this could dissolve away your beautiful thoughts of steps to create obtaining an opportunity for you to reinvent yourself.

An eBook is Not Your Knight in Shining Armor

Your shot at not drowning in your own fear requires a solution that although being limited (and in its final phase), there’s a chance you could access for yourself that result you desire. How? If you take action right now, before it expires. If you want to throw away your dream of steps to create a method of getting out the straitjacket, just tell yourself lies. Pretend that getting a nonfiction eBook full of useless fluff, is going to solve your problems.

Creating Positivity Necessitates Understanding Negativity

Don’t you remember the bloodcurdling outcome that made you so angry, because you had wasted time and money plowing through the eBook’s hundreds of pages of worthless tips, hoping to find even one actionable strategy? No such luck. No goal. No strategy, and definitely no steps to create positivity for you!

Up the Down Staircase

Then the sun comes out. The terrifying night is over (at least for the moment). You smile and believe that you will finally find those things you only dreamt about before. But now, as you take in a deep breath of fresh morning air, you have full confidence that YOU have what it takes to make happen. Then, for the first time you notice something hiding in the bushes. What is it? A person, place or thing? It is, well…steps to create!

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WARNING: This is a Takeover of a Stamas Bros Post!

Do Not Worry, this is Just a Test – Had it been an Actual Emergency

The Fate of the Stamas Bros is in a precarious position. They are being accused of not being Greek enough! But embracing your cultural heritage is not the reason we are taking over this post. Our mission is about dealing with the fact that the bros have a shortage. But truth be told, they are not alone. There are other kinds of shortages going on right now as well. These shortages include ketchup, semiconductors, chlorine and even empathy.

They Need You!

What is the biggest shortage of the Stamas Bros? It is, well, fans. That is why we of T.S.B.N.M.F.O (The Stamas Bros Need More Fans Organization) have seized control of all sources of Stamas Bros propaganda including the website you are looking at right now! Actually, this site is the only source of bros propaganda, which is part of the problem.

Before Moving Forward, a Few Important Words First

Love, friendship and understanding are all important words, but those are not the words we are talking about.

Think Before Diving.

Before we jump into this chlorine less pool, we feel it is of dire importance to put things into perspective. There’s no question that there are super important battles being won at present for change. Sure, it is on a battle by battle basis, but headway is being made. This transformational undertaking when put side by side with the Stamas Bros makes the bros’ relevancy practically nonexistent.  In one of your hands is “the future.” In your other hand is “Stamas Bros Humor.” Which hand do you pick? Don’t answer that!

What is this Whole Stamas Bros Thing Anyway?

Some think that the Stamas Bros website is just a bizarre, self-absorbed, cringe filled online vaudeville act. In all fairness, this website did at one time have a fan base consisting of members of a niche within a niche within a niche. But unfortunately, at this moment, the two brothers known as Stamas Bro Aristotle and Stamas Bro Homer have small ones. We are talking about a small amount of fans!

It Used to Be Bigger

The Stamas Bros have such a tiny amount of those who are into them, that even their own family members are not motivated enough to look at their website for a mere 30 seconds. One family member, in an attempt to show her love of the bros, was willing to go to their blog and take the “S.B. Half a Minute Challenge.” But in less than 20 seconds after arriving at the StamasBros.com homepage, she got distracted by something in her feed. It was a quiz on finding out which “Brady Bunch” character you are most like. Hey, sounds interesting. Anyone got the link?! Actually, no need. I already know I’m most like Greg.

Will the Real Stamas Bros Please Stand Up

So, who does go to website stamasbros.com? The theory is that the only reason the bros have any visitors to their blog at all is because web surfers were searching for a different set of Greek American brothers who also genetically have the right to also call themselves “Stamas Bros.” These Stamas Bros are a lot more famous and successful than those at StamasBros.com. These other “Better Bros” include the Stamas Yacht Bros (Nick and Pete Stamas), the Stamas Pizza/Politics Bros (Sen. Tony Stamas and his brother, Rep. James N. Stamas) or even Wilbur and Orville (if their last name had been Stamas).

Bro Check

Pressure to Be Funny

The Stamas Bros website was created by the Stamas Bros in order to share their offbeat sense of humor with others, especially those with the last name “Stamas.” And as such the bros have succeeded at times in finding what many of us Americans have uncovered: one’s sense of humor in these troubled times of facing a Pandemic. But the pressure of having to be funny takes its toll, even on the bros.

Thumbs Up for Stephen Colbert

So for the moment, the Bros (who have backgrounds in communication and entertainment), are making a concerted effort to help those creatives in need who are feeling especially battered in these times of COVID-19 and a nation divided. For some it gets more and more difficult to see what is humorous in things. Thank goodness then for those who entertain and inform like Stephen Colbert.

How are You Doing?

The Stamas Bros want to know about your dreams and how you are coping in a United States that is more divided than it is united?

Yianni Stamas Says that It is Time To Take an Intermission

I Am a Fan

Hi there. I do not know about you but I am a fan of the Stamas Bros and have been following them from the very beginning. In fact I just finished taking in  a couple of their entries that I missed. Why do I like the Stamas Bros beyond the fact that I am a relative? It is not so much about what they do but is trying to figure out what is behind what they do. If you like me have gotten a bit behind in reading  S.B. blog posts, why not do it in conjunction with eating the substance that today, December 16, is known for?!

It Comes From a Tree

Today December 16 is “National Chocolate Covered Anything Day.” You heard me right, today is a day that it is your right to consume those dried and fermented seeds of the evergreen tree that is native to the deep tropical region of the Americas…Chocolate!

Our Choice

Don’t like chocolate? That’s okay. You can celebrate the Tea Party instead…If that is your kind of thing. Not ours. We’re into eating cocoa bean products while watching the Bros.


A Message from the Stamas Bros

For those you who have been wondering what has happened to Stamas Bro Aristotle and Stamas Bro Euripides, worry not. They are fine. In fact, right now they are bringing you this public services message. Although you can’t see them, they are dressed in green and this has them a bit peeved. Turns out the wardrobe department got the desired outfit wrong. They did not says “green” they said “lean.”

The Bros wanted something that allowed them to reveal their killer LEAN bodies with abs and the obligatory “We’ll tell you how we did it.” They will reveal to you the mysterious food that they took to achieve results. Also, they wanted you to know that if you take testosterone to get more built, this is the wrong ingredient.  There is actually a food that you should be taking instead which if this was a commercial on Youtube we wouldn’t reveal the food immediately forcing you out of curiosity to watch a silly promotional video selling  amazing grass green superfood capsules.

Oops. The writers of the “Bro Show” thought the Stamas Bros wanted a song called “Strike up the Band,” when what they really wanted is a tune entitled  “Kick up the Sand.” It is based on the old Charles Atlas ads you would see in comic books of yesteryear in which a big bully knocks sand in the face of a nerd. The song was a mistake, but to cover up the blunder, the Bros begin lip sinking to “Kick Up the Sand.”


A hip hop section ’80’s style starts in the song that forces the brothers to get on their backs and spin.

A brave intern steps into view and tells the brothers the fact that ultimately what they really are supposed to be doing is an important message to those quarantining letting them know that we’ll get through it. But it is too late. The Bros can’t hear the well intentioned volunteer and instead do in succession:

  • The Prep.
  • The Wop.
  • The Biz.
  • The Cabbage Patch.
  • The Snake.
  • The Sprinkler.
  • The Robocop.
  • Oh yeah, and of course the Moonwalk.


Warning: This Will NOT Be Funny!

Keeping Your Goals Inline

Let’s face it, we all have things in our lives that can prevent us from focusing on the realization of our billion dollar idea. That’s where marketing can be helpful. Yes, business plans are great and all that, but we believe that the strongest way to keep in line your path is through the use of marketing.

For the Introverts (and Extraverts Too)

Marketing for focus means having a presentation that when you present it, can be like you see it for the first time yourself. If you are extraverted enough to create a presentation and show it to others. Do it. Even introverts like ourselves can do this, usually using more introverted tools such as emails and our website showings.

Get Them Chasing You

As we discussed earlier, we are introverts, so we are always on the lookout for strategies that work with the more meek (but powerful) individuals. One method in the Billionaire Technique approach is to figure out ways to get your prospects to come to you so you do not have to chase after them.

How to Get Them to Chase After You

The Power of a List to Draw Interest

An example of this that comes to mind is that through a series of unanticipated rungs in the ladder, we were asked to get new tenants for someone who owned several apartments. So, what did we do? We made it all about a list and putting those who called in on the list if they wanted to be on it.

Why it Works

The technique worked because the assumption of those who signed up on the list was that this must be a great apartment if there is a list involved. You must truly believe that you can accomplish something for best results. Because unless you believe in at least some aspect of your presentation plan you will not be able to achieve it

Stamas Bros Enter a Contest

Fun and Clever

The Stamas Bros are in transition. But they don’t know when this transition will finish and they realize that if they want to keep their audience they need to come up with something that is fun and clever.

What Can it Be?

My 12 year old daughter suggested that we come up with a contest because people love contests. Specifically she recommended that the goal was for people to submit their best answers to the intentionally incomplete sentence:

Now that it is fall I can finally…(fill in the blank).

The Bros Do Their Entries

Stamas Bro Aristotle came up with the fill in the blank of “…Now I can finally start to put this crazy year behind me.” Stamas Bro Homer presented “…Now I can finally run for mayor if no one else wants to.”

What is your entry?!

Stamas Bros Ride Bikes

In this post we are going to discover that the Stamas Bros can do a lot more than just ride bikes. But in the meantime, if you look very closely at the photo above of the woman’s face on the wall, next peer downward. Viola! You will see the Stamas Bros’ bikes. This photography was taken just after the Stamas Bros entered a nearby eatery.

So until they return, we can talk a bit about why the bikes and what is their long term plan? The Stamas Bros have decided to do a bike ride across the country and publish the sights they see. Does this sound appealing to you? Is this the kind of Stamas Bros entertainment you’d be down for?

Or, would you rather see the Stamas Bros continue this new season with Stamas Bro Aristotle and Stamas Bro Homer both living on opposites sides of the USA: Homer being in New York and Aristotle in California? Please let us know what you think. We value your input. Okay, now to make it official, the promise to show you that the Stamas Bros do a lot more than just ride bikes. Stamas Bro Aristotle can play the guitar and Stamas Bro Homer can ride a unicycle while juggling.

Shedding Light on the Masked Man

“…A boat pulling into a Bro-esque harbor”

The fans of the Stamas Bros have been contacting us saying they don’t understand the the post before last that Stamas Bro Aristotle did called “Who is that masked man? They wonder what it means and why was it done? Thankfully, I, as the “go between” for the bros, was able to get this statement from Stamas Bro Homer explaining what his brother was trying to say.

“Stamas Bro Aristotle was doing what is known as breaking the 4th wall. This is when a story emerges outside of the confines of circumstance and expectation into something that for the reader is like jumping outside of the box.”

So now that this box jumping has happened once, can it at some later date be safely experienced by the fans? Our answer to this is that we don’t know. There were some incidents that happened when Stamas Bro Aristotle showed us that things were not as they appeared. He is quoted as saying:

“The last thrillisode, or more precisely, Bro-isode, was my attempt to show the fans that my brother and I as the Stamas Bros are more than just a “Monty Python Wanna Be Comedic Nightmare.” We’re not out there trying to be “Something Completely Different.” We are who we are and I felt it was important to whip the curtain back to reveal that there are two Wizard of Oz-es who are pulling the strings. Think of us as a ship pulling into a Bro-esque harbor”

Imagine me, as a Stamas Bro Scribe, responding to Stamas Bro Aristotle’s statement with my mouth wide open and saying, as Tucker Carlson does:

“Thank you for that.”

(Please note that the bros watch to Rachel Maddow too)